Friday, October 29, 2010

Pat Burrell is the Machine?

Thanks to my Twitter bro, and Phillies fan @Utley4God for the tip here. This may be a day late, but I don't think many of us have heard or seen this:

From (Phillies Blog):

"...After narrowing down the suspects, ( decided that the culprit was more than likely Pat Burrell, former left-fielder for the Philadelphia Phillies and Wilson’s current teammate. Now that’s some mighty fine investigative work by the Deadspin boys, because for the last couple of years, I have been sitting on a picture of Pat Burrell in all his gimp-outiftted glory, but never ran it because the guy who gave me the picture didn’t want to get caught.


I don’t really want to go into detail about how I acquired this picture, but it was taken at Pat Burrell’s house in Arizona during a Christmas party in (I believe) December of ’04 (possibly ’05). According to my picture-taking accomplice, every year during his Christmas party — which is attended by a veritable who’s who of baseballers who spend their winters out in AZ — Pat wanders upstairs and slips into his assless-chapped gimp outfit to entertain his party guests while making them feel extremely uncomfortable all at the same time."

And without further weirdness, the visual evidence:

Again, thank you to The Fightins for the amazing work!


  1. lol...i wouldn't be surprised :JUICYTECH

  2. You should get your ass sued.

  3. That's not Pat Burrell. I'd know that ass anywhere. That's Will-friggin'-Ferrell. Joke's on you, Dodgerhater.

  4. Is that Pat The Butt?

  5. It IS San Francisco, after all.
    Great city, great team, sense of humor and a little bit of kink.


    put the Rangers on a leash and collar!